No word can describe how glad I am to have my internet connection back again.

2 words, however, can.

Now, what had happened during my exile from the realms of cyberspace?

I got to make new friends, by the name of Sloman, Campbell, Ramsden. They are rather silent people, and rather overweight. (Is there a BMI for books?)

Anyway, is anyone going out? Reading books are fun, but not reading them for 14 days. If so, please, please, please invite me.

Thanks