I know I really should not be blogging now. But if I don't get this off my chest, I don't think I can function and work properly.

The below is a satire on something which if you should know, you will know. If you don't... Ask me personally and I may tell you.

Long ago there was this god who was an ardent supporter of Leads United, his celestial football club. He created the land known as happy happy land with 4 kakis chosen to rule the land. They are: The Dragon King, the Crown Prince, the Spinning Princess, and the scholar from hazy land.

One day, they decide to plan a gala dinner. The Dragon King thought it was a fine idea, and got the Crown Prince to seek blessings from their god together. The Dragon King did several things, such as coordinating the committees formed, but left the bulk of the work to the Crown Prince. The Crown Prince then struggled valiantly to organise the gala dinner, and tried getting the other two kakis to help.

The princess was more supportive of forming a bank to suck some cash, and when her scheme failed, migrated to red hair land to sulk.

The scholar was nowhere to be found. Enough said.

The Crown prince, in his desperation, resorted to finding several jokers to help him do his work. The people were pissed, but they did it, on account for the Crown Prince's own dedication.

I am but a minute peon in the scheme of things, not involved in the chain of command at all. Yet I am responsible for doing this shit.

Why the hell am I doing all this things? My' superiors', with the exception of one, are doing nothing at all but to 'supervise'. I owe nothing to them, I owe nothing to the organisation, I owe nothing to the Leads United supporter.

What the fish man. I am not in the ruling elite, so why do I have to do this sai kang? Why not let the princess do the job? Why not let the person originally in charge of my section do it. Oh my god, I forgot, they are in a far away place mingling with the red-hairs! Oh dear, how could I possibly make such an error. I don't know what to think. Perhaps happy happy land isn't so happy afterall.

Completely fictional, as always, dear readers.